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(Somewhat) Frequently Asked Questions

That’s because of my friend Heather. She means well, but is totally useless. The next time I need help I’ll ask the dog. Yep, that’s all Heather…

Heather is a my good friend. Good, but useless…

Not only does Sage clear negative energies, it’s also great for adding flavor to your Butternut Squash Ravioli. Put some butter in a pan on medium heat. Let it start to brown and throw in some fresh Sage. Stir it lightly until the butter has completely browned and the Sage is nice and cooked and saturated in the butter. Add to your Butternut Squash Ravioli and enjoy! Wait, what was the question?

1st and foremost check for Carbon Monoxide leaks. A lot of classic Haunting phenomenon can be caused by this odorless and toxic gas; feeling unwell, headaches, visual and auditory hallucinations and so on. I urge  you to check for Carbon Monoxide before looking into Paranormal Investigators! 

I sure can! I always suggest that people take a look at The Devil’s Backbone, The Orphanage (not to be confused with the Orphan, which is also a good flick) Mama, and the Original House on Haunted Hill. You really can’t go wrong with any of those. 

The short answer is YES! Absolutely. Ghosts are total perverts and want to get all up in your bed sheets. 

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